Do you suffer from 'Spikes Salivation'?

 

 
 
  • Addiction to one or more of the 'Men of Joss'
  • Recurring rash to mouth and chin areas
  • Ruined or stained keyboards
  • Splutter marks on the computer screen
  • Claw marks on keyboards and desk
  • Finger prints on computer screen
  • Special folders for those special pictures
  • Constantly wiping up drink spills
  • Stacks of towels or tissue box next to computer
  • Persistent thirst
  • Bloodshot or strained eyes
  • Regular bouts of breathlessness or panting
 
 
 
 
If you can say yes to 5 or more of these symptoms then you are 99.5% likely to be suffering from 'Spikes Salivation'.